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Before I was a dad

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Before I was a Dad
I made and ate hot meals.
I had unstained clothing.
I had quiet conversations on the phone.

Before I was a Dad
I slept as late as I wanted
And never worried about how late
I got into bed.
I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday.

Before I was a Dad,
I didn't worry whether or not my
plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Dad
I had never been pooped on,
Spit up on,
Chewed on,
Peed on,
Or pinched by tiny fingers.

Before I was a Dad
I had complete control of myself;
My thoughts,
My body,
And my mind.
I slept all night.

Before I was a Dad.
I never held down a screaming child
so that doctors could do tests or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

Before I was a Dad
I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't
want to put it down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces
when I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew something so small could affect my
life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Dad.

Before I was a Dad,
I didn't know the feeling of having my
heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel
to feed a hungry baby.
I didn't know that bond between a
Father and his child.
I didn't know that something so small
could make me feel so important.

Before I was a Dad,
I had never gotten up in the middle of
the night every ten minutes to make
sure all was okay.
I had never known the warmth,
The joy,
The love,
The heartache,
The wonderfulment,
Or the satisfaction of being a Dad.

I didn't know I was capable of feeling so
much before I was a Dad.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下家园 / 亲亲宝贝 / 没孩子的时候... ...(欢迎大家补充)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛没孩子的时候,我们想去哪里就去哪里;有了孩子,孩子想去哪里我们就跟着去哪里;
    没孩子的时候,我们想吃啥就吃啥;有了孩子,孩子爱吃啥我们就吃啥;
    没孩子的时候,我们随便吃;有了孩子,我们必须鱼肉蛋菜搭配着吃;
    没孩子的时候,我们喝咖啡是为了奋战拖拉机到天亮;有了孩子,我们喝咖啡照样倒头一觉到天亮;
    没孩子的时候,我们生病坚持到最后才吃药;有了孩子,我们感觉一不对劲就赶紧看医生吃药;
    没孩子的时候,我们10点才从外面吃完饭回来;有了孩子,我们是“都10点了,怎么还不睡觉“;
    没孩子的时候,我们太阳照到屁股还不起来;有了孩子,我们比太阳起得还早;
    没孩子的时候,我们起床的问候语是:“今天早餐吃什么“,有了孩子,我们问的是”昨晚孩子睡得好吗?“
    没孩子的时候,地动山摇都不影响我们睡觉;有了孩子,半夜还要竖起耳朵听听孩子都说啥梦话了;
    没孩子的时候,我们不知道coupon为何物;有了孩子,买东西没带coupon的咱不屑一顾;
    没孩子的时候,我们周末买份报纸往茶楼一坐就是一个上午;有了孩子,带上装备去动物园一呆就是一个上午;
    没孩子的时候,我们出门更衣只要一分钟;有了孩子,我们至少需要一个钟;
    没孩子的时候,朋友叫到,我们随叫随到;有了孩子,朋友叫到,我们百请才一到;
    没孩子的时候,我们从来不迟到;有了孩子,出门前要么吐,要么拉,我们很难准时到;
    没孩子的时候,我们看不起买白菜的;有了孩子,我们渴望到处都是白菜;
    没孩子的时候,我们古驰,怕达,菲拉该帽;有了孩子,我们金波里,给,帮宝适;
    没孩子的时候,我们从不关心天气;有了孩子,我们牢记这整个星期的刮风下雨;
    没孩子的时候,我们住着再小的房子都嫌大;有了孩子,我们住再大的房子都嫌小;
    没孩子的时候,我们的话题东南西北;有了孩子,我们的话题全留给了孩子;
    没孩子的时候,我们觉得钱都是纸;有了孩子,我们希望纸都能变成钱;

    没孩子的时候,... ... 有了孩子... ...更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 没孩子的时候,我们看电视看Sex and City,有孩子的时候,我们看Thomas and Friends, Bob the builder.
      • 没孩子的时候我们看two&half men,有孩子的时候,我们还看two&half men,结果小姑娘一听到主题音乐响起,就“men men....."的哼着,开心的跳舞......汗一个
    • 没孩子的时候,不认识超妈,星妈,福妈,娃妈,家妈,特妈,多妈....有孩子的时候,认识了这群妈,人生真妈妈滴美好.....精华精华精华啊
    • 没孩子得时候,我每天瓶瓶罐罐面膜不断,有了孩子,我时常不记得今天有没有洗过脸。
      • 嘿嘿嘿,这是我们T2滴
        • 哈哈,我这成了T2的宣传帖了 :)
          • 所以啊,....你就从了吧
    • 没孩子的时候~ 有孩子的时候~
      没有孩子的时候,
      我们的生命,
      轻舞飞扬;

      孩子来了,
      将责任放在我们肩头,
      沉重繁忙;

      我们辛苦,我们劳累,我们伤心,我们彷徨;

      然而,
      每当看到那小小的脸上
      无所顾忌的快乐

      满身满心的依赖,
      如同映照着天堂的光芒。

      忽然间,
      一切
      都是那么值得。
      • 嘿嘿,这是我们T2滴
        • 看来T2真是要身材有身材,要文采有文采啊!
          • 来吧来吧,亲爱的,就差你了
            • 边姨,那就给咱个候补吧,天知道我家小妞配不配合呢?:)
              • 哦耶!!!我这就通知子归,嘿嘿,她也俺们T2滴
                • 扣分 ->0!!
                • 扣分!扣分!
                  • 楼上也是俺们T2滴,别看他吆喝的凶。不过目前潜伏于其他组
                    • 你们怎么都在T2啊?!
      • 作家就是作家,哎,我以后还是少发言得了。多说多错,呵呵。
        • T2真是要身材有身材! -sshan(妈妈超人); :p
          • 看来T2真是要身材有身材,要文采有文采啊! -sshan(妈妈超人); 说得就是你阿,两者兼而有之。
            • 批评!T2不许搞内讧!
              • 队长好严格,内捧也不行啊 :)
      • 好文采,美女+才女,鉴定完毕!
      • 文如其人,美就一个字
    • 原创啊,太牛了
      • 嘿嘿,这是我们T2滴
        • 哇,咱T2太牛了,偶太幸福了
        • 再出来显摆你们T2, 扔砖了啊......眼红ing
        • 这位同学,注意一下别人的情绪,不然有人扔砖,你的脑袋还得破。
    • 没孩子得时候,我性格暴戾乱发脾气,有了孩子,我温柔甜蜜做事细腻,哈哈,这是好发展。
    • 亲爱的你太有才了,看的我一边狂笑一边狂点头。
      • 咳,这都是我们rolia妈妈们真实生活的写照啊!:)
        • 喜欢超妈这种爽朗的文章,好看。一个字。。。。乐
      • 把笑声录下来我们9号听听。。。:P
    • lol
    • 没孩子的时候,我们想着有了孩子该多好,有孩子的时候,我们想着再有一个孩子该多美......
    • 哈哈,顶超妈,顶T2!!!
      • 你也T2的?
        • 哈哈,就等你呢 ^@^
    • 精华啊。无知地问一句,什么是T2?表砸,很久没上网了,脱离组织太久了
      • 根据我买衣服的经验,应该是说2岁
        LOL
      • 就是显摆她们是湖心岛战役T2组的。。就显摆吧,什么时候我们T3也出几个啊。
        • 低调。。。
    • 没孩子的时候,半夜回家睡觉;有了孩子,半夜起来刷网。没孩子的时候,冬季蓝山驰骋;有了孩子,ski雪藏三年。没孩子的时候,闻XX色变;有了孩子,饭桌上谈笑风生。没孩子的时候,到哪工作无所谓;有了孩子,就想找个离家近的。
    • 没孩子的时候,整天想着出去逛街给自己买东西,有了孩子,购物车里没有一样是自己的东西。
    • 没孩子的时候,我会看所有时髦电影,时髦连续剧。有孩子以后,好不容易决定看阿反达半夜场。出门上车以后被电话叫了回来。。。。 没孩子的时候,我无所事事地浪费我自己的时间。有了孩子以后,我就纳闷她们怎么11点还不睡觉啊。
    • 没孩子的时候,我们无法完全理解天上的父(神)对我们的爱。
    • 没孩子的时候我就是我,有了孩子我已不是我
      • 精辟!
    • Before I was a mom
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Before I was a Mom
      I made and ate hot meals.
      I had unstained clothing.
      I had quiet conversations on the phone.

      Before I was a Mom
      I slept as late as I wanted
      And never worried about how late
      I got into bed.
      I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday.

      Before I was a Mom,
      I cleaned my house each day.
      I never tripped over toys
      or forgot words to lullabies.

      Before I was a Mom,
      I didn't worry whether or not my
      plants were poisonous.
      I never thought about immunizations.

      Before I was a Mom,
      I had never been pooped on,
      Spit up on,
      Chewed on,
      Peed on,
      Or pinched by tiny fingers.

      Before I was a Mom,
      I had complete control of myself;
      My thoughts,
      My body,
      And my mind.
      I slept all night.

      Before I was a Mom,
      I never held down a screaming child
      so that doctors could do tests or give shots.
      I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
      I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
      I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

      Before I was a Mom,
      I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't
      want to put it down.
      I never felt my heart break into a million pieces
      when I couldn't stop the hurt.
      I never knew something so small could affect my
      life so much.
      I never knew that I could love someone so much.
      I never knew I would love being a Mom.

      Before I was a Mom,
      I didn't know the feeling of having my
      heart outside my body.
      I didn't know how special it could feel
      to feed a hungry baby.
      I didn't know that bond between a
      Mother and her child.
      I didn't know that something so small
      could make me feel so important.

      Before I was a Mom,
      I had never gotten up in the middle of
      the night every ten minutes to make
      sure all was okay.
      I had never known the warmth,
      The joy,
      The love,
      The heartache,
      The wonderfulment,
      Or the satisfaction of being a Mom.

      I didn't know I was capable of feeling so
      much before I was a Mom.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • Before I was a dad
        本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Before I was a Dad
        I made and ate hot meals.
        I had unstained clothing.
        I had quiet conversations on the phone.

        Before I was a Dad
        I slept as late as I wanted
        And never worried about how late
        I got into bed.
        I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday.

        Before I was a Dad,
        I didn't worry whether or not my
        plants were poisonous.
        I never thought about immunizations.

        Before I was a Dad
        I had never been pooped on,
        Spit up on,
        Chewed on,
        Peed on,
        Or pinched by tiny fingers.

        Before I was a Dad
        I had complete control of myself;
        My thoughts,
        My body,
        And my mind.
        I slept all night.

        Before I was a Dad.
        I never held down a screaming child
        so that doctors could do tests or give shots.
        I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
        I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
        I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

        Before I was a Dad
        I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't
        want to put it down.
        I never felt my heart break into a million pieces
        when I couldn't stop the hurt.
        I never knew something so small could affect my
        life so much.
        I never knew that I could love someone so much.
        I never knew I would love being a Dad.

        Before I was a Dad,
        I didn't know the feeling of having my
        heart outside my body.
        I didn't know how special it could feel
        to feed a hungry baby.
        I didn't know that bond between a
        Father and his child.
        I didn't know that something so small
        could make me feel so important.

        Before I was a Dad,
        I had never gotten up in the middle of
        the night every ten minutes to make
        sure all was okay.
        I had never known the warmth,
        The joy,
        The love,
        The heartache,
        The wonderfulment,
        Or the satisfaction of being a Dad.

        I didn't know I was capable of feeling so
        much before I was a Dad.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
        • Both are ZT. The author of the poem "before I was a Mom" is unknown. However it's said this poem has been around for almost 10 years.
    • 没孩子的时候, 我是家里的女王; 有了孩子, 我成了家里的女奴.
      没孩子的时候,我是神仙姐姐,白衣飘飘,十指不沾阳春水 ;有了孩子,啥也不讲究,孩子在我身上吐过, 脏手在我脸上摸过,刚刚处理完尿布,可以面不改色坐下来吃饭.
      没孩子的时候,我喜欢谁就是谁;有了孩子,谁喜欢孩子我喜欢谁.
      没孩子的时候,手无缚鸡之力,逛街小包都要爱人拎;有了孩子,胳膊上能跑马,一有情况,一手一个提起来就走.
      没孩子的时候,对家人的嘱咐叮咛全部当成唠叨;有了孩子,自己开始变成了唐僧.
      没孩子的时候, 觉得我就是最好最棒;有了孩子,对比其她妈妈们,觉得自己这也不好那也不行,做不了孩子的榜样.
      ......
      • 顶一个,lol
      • 补充的好!
      • 嘿嘿,T2的顾问
        • 砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头,砖头
          • 嘿嘿,楼下还有两位发言滴,俺已经忍了很久没敢说了,二宝妈说了,脑袋已经破了,饶了俺吧
            • 知错就改,好同志,给你个创可贴。 记得砖头还在,能忍则忍啊。
      • 偶像!那个胳膊上能跑马太厉害了,哈哈!
    • 没孩子的时候上时尚,有了孩子上亲亲宝贝
      • +1
      • +1
    • 没孩子的时候,我记得身边每一个朋友的生日;有了孩子,我只记得孩子朋友的生日
    • 没孩子的时候想跳舞,有了孩子想跳楼
      • lol, 这个最有创意!
    • 超妈,我真是服了你。这个题目在我脑子里萦绕了好几个月了,一直想写点什么和大家分享,愣是没抽出时间来。你简直写到我心里去了,抱一下。
    • 没有孩子的时候,我们见到有孩子的朋友就同情,说"人生苦短,不如多几年风流快活",有了孩子的时候,总劝年轻的小夫妻勤做功课,“有仔趁早生”
    • 没有孩子的时候,我们都有洁癖,样样都要求干净,有了孩子的时候,我们把整个头埋到小PP里面闻臭臭还欣喜若狂。
    • 没有孩子的时候,我们总为每天吃什么烦恼,有了孩子的时候,我们总为宝宝今天有没有Poo poo而惆怅。
    • how will dad be different from before and after?
    • 没孩子的时候,把老公当孩子宠;有了孩子,把老公当奴隶使。 没孩子的时候,骂加拿大是万税之国;有了孩子,夸加拿大是孩子的天堂(终于从孩子身上享受到政府的福利了) 没孩子的时候,与邻居老死不相往来;有了孩子,与邻居天天唠嗑谈孩子。
    • 没孩子的时候,经常嘲笑有孩子的同事家长里短俗不可那耐,有了孩子尿片奶瓶如数家珍。没孩子的时候吃饭挑三拣四很是挑剔,有了孩子狼吞虎咽吃饱就行。
    • 经典!尤其是最后一句:有了孩子,我们希望纸都能变成钱!
    • 没孩子的时候,想要个孩子吧;有孩子以后,想什么时候他们上大学都离开家,我好能清静清静。
    • 超妈这文,真是太牛了!句句都说到心坎上。