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基本上选完了吧?来轻松一下.

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window.

The driver rolled it down and asked "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Paul Martin, Stephen Harper, Jack Layton & Gilles Duceppe. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asked, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

The man replied, "About a gallon"
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  • 枫下茶话 / 政治经济 / 想投的差不多投了.大家难免在争论的时候言辞过激.过去了就过去吧,还想争论的尽量以理服人吧.毕竟大家还有很多共同语言,没必要因为政见不同就成为敌人.火气大的熄熄火.别意气用事.最好不要冷嘲热讽,尖酸刻薄.
    • 是啊是啊。显得头发多长啊。
    • 基本上选完了吧?来轻松一下.
      A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window.

      The driver rolled it down and asked "What happened?"

      "Terrorists have kidnapped Paul Martin, Stephen Harper, Jack Layton & Gilles Duceppe. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

      The driver asked, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

      The man replied, "About a gallon"
      • ho ho. :-)